So by an incredible turn of events the cab driver for a BBC editor ended up answering questions in place of said editor on a BBC news show. Yep, they actually took the guy to the studio, put some make-up on him probably, and then asked him stuff about mp3s and the trial between Apple computer and Apple corp.
The guy actually answers the questions like he’s totally legitimate.
The best part being that the guy isn’t a cab driver after all. So even when they realised that he wasn’t the editor, they weren’t able to properly identify him.
Media 0, The Guy 2.
Well done The Guy.

Via. This my friend is a beef splitting saw.

Via A guy in the something awful forums posted various facts about the White House and the people working its innards.

“Dick Cheney has chronic gum problems and his breath smells like shit as a result. He is also a CLOSE TALKER. He keeps a small bottle of diluted hydrogen peroxide which he rinses with every hour on the hour, and he swallows it instead of spitting. He also picks his nose vigorously (violently) and hums loudly and tunelessly to himself while taking shits.”

I want to believe.